From the Walls of Mr. James Odett

"argue, grot, and grumble..."

argue, grot, and grumble and cowardly crumble, and stealthily stumble, and bumble and mumble. come...

Feb 20th

An Awful Riposte

I don’t want my sexdoll looking away from me while i’m cannying its...

Feb 20th

"Keys click like crickets..."

Keys click like crickets (bash those filthy things!) Lead-lidded lights shimmer as squids through...

Feb 19th

Nails in a jar

Nails in a jar Surrounded by loose papers, yellow, frayed with age. Snow through a hole in the...

Feb 19th

the empty roller coaster

the empty roller coaster spins backward across the clanging tracks teeters atop I hear it banging...

Feb 17th

Dear ______,

Dear ______, I saw a woman today and I fell for her wedding ring. And the way she turned it over...

Feb 11th

Dear ______,

Dear ______, Of course I still write poems. What the fuck do you think these are? Letters? Eat...

Feb 11th

Dear ______,

Dear ______, It is cold here now, and I’m forced to tend the fire constantly - the furnace...

Feb 11th

Dear ______,

Dear ______, The treetops kiss the sun’s blushing forehead and they both disappear under the...

Feb 10th

Washroom code 6886 Spray Advisor for ArcGIS Cold coffee, light lockdown 1 micron = 1cm/sec...

Feb 9th

Dear ______,

Dear ______, It’s been awhile since I’ve heard from you. Perhaps watching the...

Feb 7th

Dear ______,

Dear ______, Today, while eating breakfast, I noticed that a piece of my toast was moving of its...

Feb 7th

Dear ______,

Dear ______, If I read it correctly I could hear the sneer and grimace as those words were tossed...

Feb 7th

Dear ______,

Dear ______, Your wit was always much quicker than mine, and I loved you all the more because of...

Feb 7th

Dear ______,

Dear ________, I did not make that story up. Afterall, it was I who was driving. Not all of us...

Feb 6th

Dear ______,

Dear ________, Remember when you threw your shoes out of my truck, yelling Yahtzee everytime we...

Feb 6th

Dear _______,

Dear _______, It was a joy to hear from you again.  I did not realize your tongue scrapped so...

Feb 6th

A Fable

What’s the greater fashion, The turtle shell urn, or the lucky rabbit’s foot? (I wonder...

Feb 6th

Dear _______,

Dear ________, Honestly, I miss the way you stabbed me in the eye with your red crayons. They say...

Feb 6th

Fortunately, I have these sleeping...

I’d go to sleep but the dumb bells clang like hundred pounders, itching for a fight....

Feb 6th

Re:

blueandbrownbooks: why is it physically impossible for me to shower in under 10 minutes? i really...

Feb 3rd