Dear Victoria General Hospital Foundation
Dear Victoria General Hospital Foundation, In light of your sponsorship of the noted and celebrated hustler Deepak Chopra, I am to assume this prostituting support will extend to other organizations or thinly-veiled charletons. I represent His Ulna, James V. Odett from the Council for Dissemination and Misappropriation, and hereby ask for your unthinking support in the promotion and advertisement of a new therapy His Ulna calls “quantum sound treatment”. This newly discovered therapy has been shown evidentlessly to combat muscle distrophy, artheosclerosis, acne, immune deficiency, and cancer (to name a few!). I send my congratulations that the Victoria General Hospital Foundation will be associated as a sponsor for all upcoming advertisements and events. There will be a demonstration of this new therapy on May 23rd at 8:00PM at the Centennial Concert Hall. Tickets will be priced 25$ per person. Donations can be made to Apt#508 75 Donald St, R3C 3X4, Winnipeg, Manitoba. Thanks for your unbridled support, James V. Odett